Wake Me up Before You Go-Go

Listful Thinking

I firmly believe that every single person has one incredible talent. Every individual has one thing they can do that blows all the competition out of the water. Some people are natural theoretical physicists. Others create awe-inspiring works of art. Still others are always able to find primo parking spots wherever they go.

I defy you to find a spot that's any closer to that house. I defy you to find a spot that’s any closer to that house.

It took some time to identify my talent. For a while, I thought it was my uncanny ability to attract flying objects — balls, Frisbees, birds, etc. — to my head if I happened to be walking nearby. But it has since become clear that the one thing I’m really, really good at is being asleep. I can sleep circles around people. Although it helps if I’ve had a beer or two, I can fall asleep anywhere, anytime, and stay that way.

I feel kind…

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