Two friends were talking to each other.
1st Friend : You told me that you and your wife did not have a fight since you are married. How did you manage to do that man. That is pretty difficult?
2nd Friend : This is a short story. When we went for honeymoon to Switzerland, my wife sat on a horse. The horse kicked her and she fell down. She told the horse โ€œThat was one!โ€ Then she again sat on the horse, but the horse kicked her again. She said โ€œThat was two!โ€ She again sat on the horse, but the horse kicked her very hard. Then she took out her revolver and shot the horse dead filling 6 bullets from the revolver into the horse and said โ€œThat was three!โ€ I was shocked. I told her โ€œHave you totally lost your mind. You just killed that horse!!โ€ She looked at me and told me โ€œTHAT WAS ONE!โ€ and from that day, we never had a fight.